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[thecopper]

Hiya, you have reached Gwen Cooper. I'm unavailable, so please leave a message and I'll call you back as soon--

Oh, Jack, this bloody well better be impo--

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Comments

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Oh, did I hit a nerve?

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

You're very good, you know. Being able to kill someone you think is an enemy is quite an accomplishment. Of course I'm not dead, but I'm sure you meant it.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Awwe, and the sarcasm makes a come-back. It's very becoming. All that balled up hatred towards people you barely know. Must be exhausting for you.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

Dearest, if I really hated you, you'd be dead.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

If I recall correctly, you already tried to kill me, and failed miserably.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

If you call that an attempt.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Poisoning me was definitely an attempt. And that little speech you did before you left... very impressive. Would have sent chills down my spine, had I not been completely paralyzed. I especially liked the last bit, too. A little bitterness is your calling card, isn't it?

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

That wasn't an attempt, that was a test. And I think I'm allowed a little bitterness, maybe.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

What exactly were you testing? My ability to survive poison? And perhaps, but you could learn to channel it a bit better.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

Hardly. That poison is fatal, after all.

Why should I bother?

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

That's my point.

Well, you seem a bit annoyed that so many people want to kill you. You might want to consider anger management.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

If your little team couldn't survive such measly threats as those, you hardly deserved the title, now did you?

No, no, that amuses me. Or, rather, the fact that I'm the only one who admits to having the problem amuses me.

[laughs] Oh, carer, I've been to anger management. And so much more!