Answerphone and Contact Post

[thecopper]

Hiya, you have reached Gwen Cooper. I'm unavailable, so please leave a message and I'll call you back as soon--

Oh, Jack, this bloody well better be impo--

::click::

::beep::

{{please leave any messages for Gwen or her mun if you need to reach us!}}

Comments

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Sorry for torturing your boss for a year! Well, not really. But I am sorry that you have to put up with him.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

[replied as a text message]

Is this some kind of joke? Because it's not funny. Who are you?

[handysparehand.livejournal.com]

Jakob! They go and do something stupid like evict Jakob. Of all the people left in that house. Jakob?!? Now I don't even know who I want to win. Jennifer, maybe. I don't even know anymore. I'm still in shock.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

I assume this is your cell phone.

Which makes it interesting, because apparently you do screen your calls. You certainly pick up every time your husband calls. Even before he was your husband, actually, though I suppose fiances are close enough.

By the way, going to change your last name in the message? Or is this where all your elicit lovers call too? Naughty, naughty.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

How did you get this number, exactly?

And I pick up because he's my boyfriend. Er, my husband. And you, clearly, are not.

And as if it were your business, force of habit. I'm Williams on any official paperwork now. Just haven't got used to it yet.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

How do you think I got this number?

I'm hurt.

Ooh. You should practice. Slip-ups like that definitely don't look good. No they do not.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Oi, never mind.

I'm better with text, anyway. Not that I'm trying to encourage you.

Gwen Williams. Gwen Williams. See, I'm practising. But when you've been one person for 29 years it's hard to switch over.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

But I'm better with voices.

I don't have any trouble.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Fine. If you call I'll answer, unless you've called to take the piss or I'm wrestling with one of you alien types. Happy?

Well, there's no surprise, comin' from you.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

Ecstatic.

I'll take that as a compliment.

[handysparehand.livejournal.com]

The answer I think, to your questions on the message you left are no, absolutely, and surprisingly it is a scientifically correct term on some planets.

As for Wife Swap. It was brilliant. I'd take the family in the motorcycle gang over the army family any day. When that dad went off on the mum. And then at the sit down, and the rule changes....

[7twistedwishes]

*beep* Hello. We should find a way to stay more in contact, don't you think? Call me. [Number]

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Scarlet? How did you get this number? Well, not that I'm complain', because it's lovely to hear from you. Where are you?

[7twistedwishes]

"Oh, Gwen lovely... i have my means. But I am glad to speak with you. I was just here in my office, bored and lonely."

"What you think, dinner, next... Thursday?" Not going to hog her weekend, no.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Uh, dinner Thursday will be brilliant.

You want to meet at our... Well, usual place?

[7twistedwishes]

Oh yes, it is perfect. What you would prefer, I am partial for italian, but anything you like is good.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Italian would be lovely, Scarlet. Just... anything but pizza takeaway. I've had quite enough of that for the week!

[7twistedwishes]

Spaghetti with alfredo sauce, a bottle of champagne, cheesecake for dessert? Dear, I am always for the Best.

[keyofmgy.livejournal.com]

HELLO? IS THIS--oh, I'm terribly sorry--Miss Gwen Cooper's answering service? What do I say? Oh! Ah, I would like it very much if you would return this call.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Um, hello, this is Gwen Cooper... May I ask whose callin'?

[keyofmgy.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, of course... this is Jack Phillips.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh Jack! Hello there, it's been a while hasn't it? How are you?

[keyofmgy.livejournal.com]

Yes, it has been some time, hasn't it? I'm well enough, I suppose. It has been rather like adjusting to a new planet. Have you been well?

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Ohhh I bet it's been a bit of a challenge adjusting! Things... are all right, yeah. Lots of changes. Been goin' through a bit of adjustment myself.

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