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[thecopper]

I'm at a complete loss.

Rhys and I are talking about getting a pet. We've talked about a dog, but seeing as the flat isn't exactly big and there is no way I am getting one of those small dogs that people dress up in ridiculous outfits and carry around in over sized handbags, we decided a different kind of pet would be better. However, Rhys is very allergic to cats, and I don't much care for them myself, so cats are out of the question.

So, I need an opinion from everyone I know. What kind of pet would be good for a newly married couple, who live in a small flat, have no children, and work a lot? Rhys tends to keep quite regular hours, but as many of your know, I don't. So we're looking for a pet that we can enjoy, but will also be low maintenance. We obviously don't know much about this, and would appreciate any ideas!

(And no, John, a baby does not count as a pet.)

Comments

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely convinced you even know his real name.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

Of course I do. And the opposite's true as well, obviously; he knows mine.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

How bloody intimate of you two.

But it doesn't matter to him. Or me. Jack's as good a name as any.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

Ooh, someone's jealous. I suppose it could be considered just as good, yes. But only if you don't care who he really is.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

I might not know who he was, but I know who he is.

And I'm not jealous. I get to spend every day with him, after all. When was the last time you saw him?

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

So you say. I don't think he's changed that much, personally.

Your timeline or mine, carer?

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Seemed to me he changed plenty.

Okay, fine, I'm curious. Your timeline, then.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

And how would you know? As you've never met the pre-Jack man.

It's been maybe a month.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I sort of got that impression when he more or less told you to go to hell.

A month, really?

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

It would be out of character for him to not dump the favorite for a new fling.

Yes. A month.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Hey, he came back to us. Maybe his fling days are over.

So tell me, was this a mutual meeting, or do you own some handbook on intergalactic stalking?

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

What do you think you are, immortal? Give me a break, carer. We're all flings to him now.

He came to me, actually.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's such a positive outlook, John. No wonder you're the charmer.

Honestly, I don't think I want to know anymore.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with being a fling.

Good. Because I didn't tell you.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

Thank you for sparing me the details.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

They're my details, not yours.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

And you can keep 'em.

[goodathart.livejournal.com]

I wasn't volunteering to share.

[alien-catcher.livejournal.com]

And believe me, I'm thankful for small blessings!